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riceonyourshirt:

now i get this joke

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southern-feminism:

Inclusive children go far.

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fuckyeahtattoos:

cross section by Alena Chun. Icon Tattoo in Portland, Oregon.

@alenachun

megachikorita:

you kids these days with your rapidly growing concern for the state of the world and your knowledge of important issues at increasingly younger ages despite having been told your opinions don’t matter by the adults who put you in these situations

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wtftimmy:

w9:

dangervvank:

Lana Del Rey | West Coast
First single from Ultraviolence

oh my god

Why wasn’t this released?

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jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

what do adult stores even sell? stock reports? briefcases? vials of liquefied youth? 

further research reveals that adult stores sell absolutely none of these things

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fuckthisshirt:

follow my super awesome friend Jill!!

http://jillianandre.co.vu/

day 38

today was a super chill day

but my allergies are off the charts

I’ve decided that whenever I feel really shitty it’s from allergies

because I notice it every year

that I just hate myself so much in this time period

because of the weather

idk there’s nothing else to trigger it

and I feel better when I stay indoors?

idk

but anyway I woke up and wow I got ready for school so early

maybe because I like didn’t eat breakfast

I pretty much had breakfast at school w seton hall

that seton hall girl is so pretty holy eff

she’s the one who gave me my acceptance letter like 6 months ago

and also the one who gave us that assembly on seton hall 8 months ago

ya know if your school wasn’t so damn expensive i’d go

the education seems to be pretty great there, I just can’t afford that shit

whatever

that girl is so nice though, idk I have a mini crush on the seton hall girl that always comes to new milford

free food

not a single person in that room was planning to go to that school

we all just wanted the free food

so I ate like 2 donuts and a bagel

fucking

I think that bagel was poisoned

I left and I saw Steph so I followed her to class and bothered Syd

those two are legit my favorite freshmen

other than my brother

they’re so adorable and sweet and wow I seriously hope the best for them in the next 4 years

like if someone made them cry I’d probably cry

and beat up whoever hurt them

they’re the shit

also in my post yesterday, they’re the girls I took selfies with

today tho

I felt like puking after the breakfast w seton hall

idk

I ran to the bathroom and took a huge dump

idk if you guys want me to be graphic or not

but it was terrible

also a good amount of blood in there

that’s not good

and I felt like puking until like 5th period

3rd period actually I felt so bad I wanted to go home

2nd period too

everything was a blur in those two classes

I left calc for 10 minutes to roam the school and walk off the sickness

actually I also felt like a pieceo f shit because I hate calc

I feel like I’m wasting away in that class

wasting away and wasting space

so I found a staircase by a window and just sat there

I stared out the window and thought about the time in freshman year it was snowing and that girl and I were walking by there laughing at something

or running by that exact window in track and some kid was posing on the windowsill as a joke

or sophomore year we decorated that hallway and I tossed balloons out that window for the fuck of it

no thatw as junior year

and I just felt so much more relieved

that i made it through so much bullshit

I could make it through this class

10 minutes later I came back and took my seat and just decided I’d stop giving a shit

I felt so much better

that was a huge turning point in my day

I just stopped feeling like shit at that point

and everything just turned around

that spot is now going to be my happy spot and I’m gonna sit there whenever I feel like shooting myself in the foot LOL 

lunch

I ran into Jill and we decided to chill in the court yard

Jill is the bomb yo

she’s the girl in my selfie here

she’s the insanely cute girl in the striped shirt

basically we were talking and she was dancing in the courtyard and we took selfies and it was nice

it felt so liberating to get rid of my shirt and tie and cardigan combo

idk what I can really write becuase that moment was a huge blur

I just remember bliss and nice weather?

is that weird?

idk I just felt great

art class we had a discussion about artists

and I hate freshmen

so much

god

I can’t stand half of these kids whoa

shit

but I do like discussing art with mrs morel

I just hate doing work for her

asdgfasdfadf

whatever

rosie came in to bother us and even she got pissed with our class LOL

that’s how bad it is in there

I’ve given up on pretty much every class at this point

I’m just here to finalize some memories in this place

is it weird to say I might be developing genuine feelings of attraction?

like not that fake wow that girl’s cute bullshit I always have

but an actual, wow I enjoy having you around and wanna go on a cute date and do stupid things with you kinda attraction

god help me

this is rare of me tho seriously

there’s a difference between this feeling and the type of crush I usually have

usually a crush for me is, wow she’s cute I wanna get to know her solely because she’s cute

but no not this time wow

this only happens like every other year almost LOL 

idk what do

whatever

whatever

6th period stefo wasn’t in the studio w us?

so it was just jill and I 

jill was quiet tho?

watching red vs blu, so just catching up on her shows

I made a cover of rocketeer w lots of autotune

and wow i love autotune

I’m gonna make the most autotuned cover ever just for the fuck of it

I love autotune

anyway

I passed out after that, did nothing at all after that p much

I think bc allergies kicked in again?

I was in a room with an open window and I died

I fucking died LOL

I got so light headed

after school mrs zacher made me play guitar for her to see if my song needed censorship

she was so impressed

along with the other girls helping set up the auditorium

wow I think I made some record sales today

it’s so great to know that people would legitimately buy my music 

nah but the EP is gonna be free

because I don’t believe I should be charging people to hear my voice

I think i just wanna go release all my music for free LOL

free donuts from the main office!

they love me there I swear

I got home and sat around doing nothing

ate some food

did no homework

watched TV

eventually I worked out

rn I’m talking with the ramaho musicians about jam sessions and junk

but I guess for now

goodnight!!

easy-breezy-beautiful-fangirl:

bro-slimshady-strider:

faisdm:

scarecrowartist:

moonakatah:

guroboros:

moonakatah:

bro-slimshady-strider:

I demand they make an anime and base a character off of me right now

HOLD IT!

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WHATS THAT I HEAR? ANNOYING FEMALE SIDEKICK? REPORTING FOR DUTY SIR, AND READY TO DO…

…WHATEVER IT IS WE DO.

Did you really think you could make a series without including a villain? 

THINK AGAIN YOU PREPPY LOOKIN’ KIDS

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Time to go to work, beatrice! looks like troubles afoot!

YOU GUYS GOT ANY ROOM FOR A QUIRKY, HYPERACTIVE, COMIC RELIEF CYBORG ON YOUR LITTLE TEAM??

Couldn’t resist.

I actually really dig this cyborg character
And the villain is great too

There are times when I am annoyed with the Tumblr community. This is not one of those times.

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twinkpop:

when your mama takes the cookies out of the oven

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toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

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